Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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