i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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