i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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