better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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