they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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