They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
