eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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