Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He did a backflip because drugs
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