yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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