i'm lost and i look like a hooker
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
