i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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