I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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