It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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