am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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