Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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