it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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