I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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