I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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