Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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