ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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