my soul wont recognize me after tonight
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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