it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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