Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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