i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You're a waste of cheezeits
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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