It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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