So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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