So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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