Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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