i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My friends, they love my intelligence
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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