When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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