Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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