They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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