Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
