Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
did i walk over a car last night?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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