Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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