i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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