She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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