Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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