It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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