Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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