I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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