just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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