I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Someone came in the potted fern
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
