after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so let's talk penis.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
