We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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