Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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