I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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