Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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