gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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