I can't watch pbs sober anymore
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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