I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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