There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize