I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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