If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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